Archive for Black Women Comedians
I like to watch a good comedy. I was shocked!
Tracey Morgan plays a “not so bright” crime challenged man, and his counter part…Ice Cube is just as crime challenged as Tracey Morgan.
HOwever, things work out in the end …in some type of fairy Tale ending. They start out to rob the church, situations get out of hand and circumstances change it all around and they end up saving the day for the Church they planned to rob. Silly uh?
Also Cube’s baby Mama gets the money she needed– which keeps her from moving ‘DOWN SOUTH’ to her grandmother’s house.
So Cube gets to keep contact in with his son.
The church does not have to move out of the neigborhood they love and all is right with the world again~~~~~
….But as I said….it was an interesting combination of Tracey as comedian…and Cube a hard core…angry straight man.
The funniest part of the movie was when they (Cube and Tracey) were sitting in the church during communion and then they ate the “crackers for communion” and then they drank…not sissped…drank several cups of communion wine.
Tracey explained that he had never been in a church service before (except for a baptism for which he could not participate because he could not swim.
–so he never went back to church again)….so Tracey asks for CHEESE WIZ for the communion crackers.
Oh, my goodness…my mother was laughing so hard….!
So go rent this silly movie! It might even make you cry at one part.
Good Job Cube…stay away from those “”"”ARE WE THERE YET??? “MOVIES—SEEK OUT SOMETHING WITH A PARTNER LIKE TRACEY—-GOOD STRAIGHT MEN AND COMEDY SIDEKICKS NEVER GO OUT OF STYLE!
TILL NEXT MOVIE REVIEW~~~
image of elephant taken from aol.com
Wendy has a laugh that is sometimes forced….sound of happiness? Sound of pre-tend fun? Sound of real enjoyment when you are tickeled pink by a “funny”. I am not sure. Sometimes it sounds that she is laughing at herself. That is okay…I do that sometimes too.
Yesterday Wendy and Charlemane sat on the radio and talked about her up coming show and going to LA to get ready for her show on July 14, 2008. Wendy talked about people going into her office (PINK ROOM) her frig and taking bottles of her LIQUOR.
She discussed putting locks on the frig…Charlmane told how he sits quietly in the morning and people come in and take things. They made references to the cleaning lady and their security guards which created the ELEPHANT INTHE ROOM syndrome and huge laughter erupted and they giggled toward the end of the show. Charlemane even made reference to SUPERMAN RAPPER…and IceTea issues and then they went off air at 7:00.
So Wendy is still here folks….making jokes about the Elephant in the room. Wendy has made statements that she has suffered for trying to have a family like atmosphere with her staff.
She vowed to never have a closeknit group of interns and staff ever again on Thursday…
She made reference to her having a pole up her you know what because of her being SO GIVING and understanding of her work staff.
She said she wants to keep everyone working for her on a formal basis and never again allow anyone to get that close to her.
I listened and wondered, how many of us on regular jobs have allowed people to come home with us….only to find out that our private lives become public when that co-worker gets back to work.
Every smiling face HAS TEETH…PEOPLE!
I could relate very well to that view on life. Some people might say that is being very negative….
I reserve the right to choose my friends.
Just because you work with someone and have a close working relationship does not mean that you should bring these people into your personal lives…
There is no contract available that will prevent someone from making your personal private business public.
Hey, even the pastor of my church told me (when I explained that I am so tired and unable to function on the level of cleaning in my house) …..
…..”IF YOU DO NOT OPEN THE DOOR ….NO ONE WILL COME IN….DO NOT INVITE PEOPLE IN YOUR HOUSE…AND YOU CLEAN HOUSE WHEN YOU ARE READY….JUST DO NOT OPEN YOUR DOOR!…..
I laughted a hearty laugh when the pastor said that to me….because I knew exactly what he meant. So I hope Wendy Williams learns that same thing.
Your private business is just that….PRIVATE….Keep your marriage, children, hurts, shames, angers, illnesses, financial problems to yourself and you may find that you will not get so many hard stares…
And definitely do not allow co-workers to visit your home to see you argue or fuss with your mate, and children. Everybody has eyes, ears, mouth and a nose.
Learn from Wendy to protect your privacy and your family as well. kEEP THAT elephant out of your house too.
Tell people of your victories…but not of every defeat…..they don’t care….they just want to have something to gossip about.
Well, Till next blog…..
She’s Back! Wendy Williams of the Wendy Williams Experience- DA DA DA DAAAAA! The Queen of All Media! Sounds Positive and Strong
Today while driving and thinking on my own personal issues I switched from Hot 97 for HIP/HOP music and checked in on Wendy! Well, despite the issues of the Nicole Spence complaint Wendy is still on the air.
She sounds like herself, and she and Charlemagne are Yuck, yuck, yucking it Up! Talking about advice hour, and Wendy answering her own telephones.
It seemed almost like nothing negative had ever been talked about on Hot 97 from jealous Ms. Jones. It seemed like the shocking news had never been. And I wished it were true. But through it all Wendy has stood tall.
The first few days she appeared stressed and let her listening audience know it. She really does talk to her audience. Yesterday Wendy stated, “I don’t trust people!” I silently agreed with her in my head for my own reasons.
I hope that she deals honestly with her situation. You know….she is like the “friend in my head” radio personality. Although I would probably never tell anybody some of the things she has been known to say or discuss.
Wendy would ask the questions I would never ask. Some or many of Wendy ’s opinions I do not agree with but are food for thought on alot of levels. You can learn from just about any body. But anyway, I digress….So Wendy and Charlemagne sounded like their old selves today.
Thank G-d for second, third, and fourth chances….uh….Howard Stern……uh….Don Imus….uh Shock Jock that harressed Hot 97 side kick of Ms. Jones in the morning….(what is that guy’s name anywhooo?)
Think about it fellow bloggers….
Till next time
P.S. Maybe Tyler Perry should write a play about Black Journalist, and the lives they live….Oh, forgot….Wendy has her own movie coming out! —When is that movie set? Summer time seems like a good idea?!
I can’t wait to see that movie about Wendy Williams and her life. Ca’mon Ms. Jones @ Hot 97….make your movie too! Get moving! Maybe even get a perfume deal too!
LOLOL! Till next blog…..
I truly enjoyed this movie. The black women actresses were fantastic. None of the Ghetto Mama Drama of which I have grown extremely tired of.
I do not know why some movie directors, and HollyWood think that all I want to see is some woman with 10 kids, living in a drug infested neighborhood dodging bullets!
I was not raised in a apartment…..I grew up in a house, and conversations and arguements and issues arose and were addressed.
I loved Janet Jackson’s very simplistic way of acting. She played her role, and allowed herself to listen to her co-actors.
She was great, and was very convincing. I kept thinking….why hasn’t Janet Jackson done more acting? I could see her in a docudrama about history, or a biography of some famous black person.
Come on Janet…..you are more mature as a actress….step it up and move into the roles you deserve! I wish for Janet all the best!
The actress, who played the wife of the X-foot ball player(Tasha Smith)….was excellent. I believe that she also played in T-I’s movie about Atlanta. Great comedy timing! She was a sleuth from the West Side!
Funny lady! She watched everthing and caught it all! No body could say anything when she was done with them. She even stood down two men and a tiny dog—-a little ghetto in delivery….but still clear, concise and exact on her reactions to her co-actors. Great….I really think that she carried her cast with that comedy. Although it was a type of “black” comedy….it was still great!
The overweight black actress(Jill Scott), was great. She approached her role in a timid way. She was a sleeping giant. But her issue is too well known by heavy women throughout the world. Phsyical Health and Mental health in the sense of selfesteem). She was able to translate her pain into humble glances and low voice tones. I am a big girl…so I could relate to much of her feeling…..but she did always try to aim high and hope for the best….even if it was not the best for herself.
The young lawyer who was striving for success was clear and clean in her delivery also. She just seemed clueless as to the problems that her desire to MAKE IT were causing her family. The actress was also quite convincing in her rejection of her “husband.” Very good eye contact and listening to her co-actors and her facial responses were appropriate. Great black female actresses.
Keep up the great work.
Details that I remember and love from that Movie! Tyler Perry you are the greatest!
Follow the list and then go out and get the movie!
- The X-football player and his wife.
- The wife (Tasha Smith) of the X-foot ball player carried the movie with her over the top rants about everthing!
- Tyler Perry near love scene in bed with his wife(Sharon Leal)—- convincing look of a man in love—Wonderful!
- The over weight wife and her cold hearted in your face husband and his cheating evil ways.
- The handsome Sherrif and his compassionate understanding of a big girl and her need to be accepted as a person….
- The cute way the overweight rejected wife gave the Sherrif the once over with her eyes….realizing how handsome he was and her attraction to him while working at the “general store.”
- The emotional scene that Janet Jackson played in coping with the loss of her child from a car accident. ( That scene so real….Janet said…No more lies!–It almost seemed that she was talking from experience.)
- The men talking and bonding scene in which they discuss marriage, and condom usage….or the lack thereof.
- The scene when the X-football player and his wife got into a “choke hold over V.D. issues at the dinner table.”
- The over weightwife coming to realize that her husband was cheating in front of her very eyes and the wine bottle clunk that followed!
- Tyler Perry totally convinced me that he never ever had that Medea character in him at all!—-TYLER PERRY IS BETTER THAN SO MANY OTHER MEN THAT PLAY THE ROLE OF A WOMAN AND THEN STEP BACK INTO THE ROLE OF A MAN! —HE WAS CONTROLED AND INTELLIGENT!
- GIVE TYLER PERRY AN OSCAR FOR HIS WRITING
- GIVE TYLER PERRY AN OSCAR FOR HIS CONCEPTS
- GIVE TYLER PERRY AN OSCAR FOR HIS INTELLIGENT APPROACH TO ALL OF HIS PLAYS, SHOWS AND MOVIES!
- I respect that man…..I hope for him all of the best!
- Thank you for the enjoyment.
- I keep replaying the X-football player and his wife turning point at the dinner table and its serious, funny impact.
- The X-football player’s wife has great comedy timing!—Get that woman more roles!
Thank you —and go get that movie and buy it! Go to Hollywood Video Rentals! It is for 2 videos for $10.00 PER MOVIE in Queens Village New York! ((((I DO NOT MAKE MONEY FOR THE HOLLYWOOD VIDEO PLUG…..I just like the staff there. They are very pleasant and they always recommend good movies to me!))))
Congrats Tyler Perry!
What a refreshing change from ANOTHER MEDEA MOVIE/PLAY ya know?
Guess What? Weight is a Direct connection to Illness….Heard that on 1010 Wins Health minute! So where’s the Comedy in that?
There are those heavy, full figured comedians which shall remain namelss, (Monique) who state that BIG IS BEAUTIFUL! Well I think that is the problem.
Making one’s soda extra large at the fast food place, or having BIGGIE FRIES or double, double whopper is not HEALTHY!
So why are the comedians who can afford a : weight trainer, lap ban surgery, and live in doctor telling us big gals and big men that it is alright to STAY BIG?
That is not a good road to lead people down. No, no one is leading me into Biggie fries…I chose those on my own…(if and when I make a choice in that direction!)
But still, self-esteem is a big issue in today. I had a friend who is a rather small man in height and weight….OH, there are men who love women your size. Wait, I will get the name of the “CLUB” that you can go to inorder to meet men who LOVE BIG WOMEN!!!! UGHHHHHH!!!
If there was a moment in my life when I knew that I could see the end of a friendship in big clear letters it was then! I was not into any kind of weird fetish club! Some people like to look at women’s hands etc…..I do not want to be put in that category.
Yes I am big….but no I do not want someone who is looking for a WOMAN MY SIZE! How dare you! I am not a car, mini van, coup deville, or corvet that you pick out at the showroom.
Picture this, “Oh, yes we have the model you are looking for, Large Brown Woman, Gap in front of teeth, teeth more yellow than white, This is our used model category of woman though, but very, very, very reliable!
Great mileage….hardly used at all, only bore one child. But alas, this is a late model you know….a baby boomer. But she does put in a hard days work, despite the now recent weigh in of 269.1pounds!
Her legs are strong. She has actual ankles, not cankles, you know the calve, and ankles combo….she has distinct ankles for her age and weight.
She takes her water pills and blood pressure pills quite faithfully. Yes she is our SEDAN VERSION OF A LARGE WOMAN….A LITTLE BIT LUXURY, AND A LITTLE BIT ECONOMY….YOU KNOW–SHE IS THE HARD WORKING TYPE…NOT THE PINK FEATHER TOE, BON BON EATING TYPE….SO HERE SHE IS!”
See how degrading that all seems? It is silly, but that is how annoyed my small framed, low weight male friend felt when he made that comment to me.
And I told him about it….that is right! If I was a beautiful woman with long flowing black curly hair, I would not want anyone to tell me to go to a club where woman that look like me would find a match of a man who likes woman with black curly hair!
Everyone wants to be loved for the unique qualities that are within their spirit and their heart. No one wants to be picked out for their strange shaped forehead or something.
I am not a cow, a cat or a car. Treat me special please! ooooh, I digress! I am sorry, I kind of went off on a tangent didn’t I? Okay, where were we, Oh, yes.
Being overweight might appeal to some, but where are it’s health benefits if any? I heard it today, on 2/15/08….on my favorite radio news station 1010 wins—that there is a direct correlation to health and cancer based on weight according to a study done.
(The WHO that did the study has slipped my mind at this time—but it does not matter, I have heard that statement from my doctor many, many, many times!)
My problem today, to correlate to that “new so-called statistical data finding…my back has been aching for the past month now. It hurts just above the kidney aread…or at it directly.
One morning on a Monday to be exact, I woke up and was too dizzy and weak to make it to work. I called out sick and made my doctor appointment which I had been putting off.
When I told the doctor about this constant pain after I eat meals, drink, or have to move around too much, she took blood. Since I have highblood pressure and my child Daniel has been getting sick lately I chalked it up to stress.
But to be on the safe side…lets not ignore ole’ Betsy the Sedan Large and Lovely Body Beautiful….shall we? So blood tests all done, and now MamoGrahm, and GYN up next too.
We must check out the facts about weight and health correlation! I do not want to be the guinea Hippo here…but this is really for myself, and my family.
I am merely sharing this oh, so very private health condition, and issues with you to help you women who are in my mid-forties, and 269.1 category….not to direct to you a CLUB for large babes….but to direct you to a better state of mind in regards to your daily health!
Remember…..our families need us to live long enough to see them grow, and mature, and be there for babies and all like that.
So, do me and you a favor,….no I do not know where the club for Big Gals and the men who love them are….I would not allow my male friend tell me where to go….because I am mentally a Big Gal with a Medium, healthy weight woman rising!
(could not resist the horoscope correlation…ladies!) So seriously, take the time to check out your aches and pains. I personally believe in natural weight loss. I am afraid of that lap band surgery.
There are two women that are on my job right now that have lost tremendous weight, from the surgery. But see, I cannot be happy not eating! I am a foodie!
No, I do not binge, I just like a good cooked meal. I have bad habits for eating dinner late into the night and then going immediately to bed. I have to get up early, around 5 am. I always feel sick.
Sometimes I will throw up while brushing my teeth, because the food from the late night dinner after I worked overtime at my job, did not digest properly. You know that when you lay down to sleep your digestive track has the nerve to stop working right?
So production stops and all that food becomes are hard nasty lump in the pit of your stomach and when you awake you feel nauseaous! Ugh!
So getting back to our, yours and my health.
Check out those aches and pains and call Jenny Craig, WeightWatchers and First CALL YOUR DOCTOR AND MAKE AN APPOINTMENT…..TAKE A FRIEND WITH YOU IF YOU ARE SCARED…..BUT GO, BIG GALS GO! —All joking aside….look in the mirror, you are beautiful, but your heart will love you more if you take good care of it!
And one more thing Ladies….In honor of Women’s heart month…..and Valentines Day—Take care of your heart and it will take care of you! Happy Valentines Day!
Take care, until next weight and health blog—